tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

(via 3sidecoin)

burgerkid:

mom: dinners ready

me:

(via 3sidecoin)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via 3sidecoin)

hauntful:

i think whats wrong with the world is that we are all to busy destroying ourselves to love one another

(via pizza)

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

(via pizza)

SelfiessssSelfiessssSelfiessss

Anonymous asked: "I just want to ride you all night long."

😏

Anonymous asked: "I get sad when I come to your blog and don't see a new picture of you. :("

Aw I’m sorry baby! I’ll spam rn for you.